Idle

• Nasty, smelly, wriggly, Mr. Witchety man!
• Why my shoes? Plenty of other shoes out there! Why mine?
• Witchetty, witchetty, witchetty, witchetty!
• Bones, bad bones, black bones, lazy bones!
• Going to get his head juice see how he likes it, that's what I'm going to do.
• I bet he's wriggling around here someplace all white and fat and full of head juice.
• I can't face another night without my shoes. I don't know why they have to take them away.
• Them bones, them bones, them dry bones.
• Stop it, all shouting at once.
• Ah come here boy, good boy.
• Witchetty, witchetty man!
• Where's a good boy? Where’s a good boy.
• Head juices, head juices!
• I said stop getting smaller.
• Where is the chorizo salad?
• Dog legs, dog legs, fetch, fetch, good boy, there's a good boy.
• Big bones!
• More champagne, anybody?
• Dog legs, dog legs!
• Sardines, red salmon, crawfish.
• Only one way out!
• Only 2 dollars 99, only 2 dollars 99!
• Going to be sick, don't want to be sick, going to be sick, don't want to be sick!
• Going to the park on Sunday, park on Sunday, going, park!
• Go away, I don't want to talk to you, go away.
• No, no, no, won't listen, don't want to, I don't.
• Baby, I'm so sorry, I never meant to..
• I don't believe any of you, you go away, go away.
• No leave.
• Screw him.
• Hear me!
• I can smell the roses, can you smell the roses?
• Can you feel him on you're skin? All cold and dead?
• Big surprise, that's what they said, big surprise!
• Get it out; get it out my damn head.
• 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, once I caught a fish alive.
• Head is so tight Fug can't think straight.
• Fug's mouth dry and sore, need red, foamy salty goo!
• Hello? Hello? Who talking to Fug?
• Moronic pedant!
• Now, here, ooh.
• You think we should run away, but Mr. Starkweather said Fug must stay.
• Big surprise that is what they said, big surprise!
• Flies go away; you always want to follow Fug.
• I said go away flies. Your buzz, make Fug head all fuzz.
• Fly in Fug's ear ha, ha.
• Fug is here, Fug is here.
• Breaking bones, breaking face.
• It's Fug.
• Shut up, shut up.
• I don't care if those ungrateful bastards hate the borsht, they can damn well dump it.
• 1, 2, buckle Fug's shoe, 3, 4 cut up a whore.
• So many voices!
• What time do you call this to come stumbling home.
• Stupid, drunken, two-timing, lazy, worthless, unfit father!
• I drive him to it; he can't help the way he is.
• I just wouldn't shut up. Nag nag nag, he had no choice but to beat me to death with that crowbar.
• Girl's where are you girls, don't be afraid of your daddy.
• Raspberry waffles, strawberry waffles, blueberry waffles.
• Come on honey just breathe, I'm sorry honey.
• Men, sick selfish bastards, always putting their dicks first!
• Getting drunk, fucking whores, neglecting his family!
• She just pushed him too far, he was drunk.
• You shitty two timing bastard!
• Oh I want to touch them, touch, touch, touch!
• He's probably screwing one of the caterers upstairs.
• Elizabeth, come over here.
• I'm sorry Mrs. Starkweather. Our guest seems to have locked himself in the wash room.
• Oh you must meet the Cunningham’s.
• Of all the nights to have the AC break down!
• Sometimes I wonder why I invite all these ungrateful idiots at all.
• Please let the mousse hold out, I should have ordered a cooler.
• Spilled red wine on the Persian!
• I don't know what the Cunningham’s will think... sigh... oh well.
• Well everything is going swimmingly.
• Everything's going OK, thank god, even the caterers seem to have their heads screwed on.
• I believe you've met everyone.
• Red, need red, Fug like red!
• Dear me where is that woman when you want her?
• Darling! They're playing our tune.
• Why I look divine? I thank you so much; it was just something I threw together.

• Come on make more noise, make more noise.
• I heard you, you nasty wriggly witchety man.
• I know the sound of my own shoes asshole.
• Hey I hear my shoes, my shoes!
• Was that a wiggle my witchetty man?
• Where are my shoes? Where are my damn shoes?
• Head juice!
• Nurse, nurse!
• Witchetty? Witchetty?
• Come to papa.
• Dog legs!
• Who said that?
• Somebody at the door!
• Grubbily grubbily, grubbily, wriggly, squiggly witchety man!
• You think Fug stupid?
• Fug want to go, promise to break him!
• Coming through!
• Coming, ready or not!
• Fug know where you are!
• I'm a ready body.
• Huh?
• What that?
• Something else Fug smell funny, no not Fug.
• That new toy?
• I'm warning you, you drunk, stop trying to freak me out.
• I'm tired of you're drunken games honey come to bed, huh.
• I don't like these games, honey; you're starting to scare me.
• You better not have brought that slut back here.
• Not under this roof, and not in front of the kids.
• Oh, you've been with her again haven't you?
• Barry, is that you? Are you drunk again?
• I'm a rabid bunny!
• Fly and Fug here!
• We're all dying to hear your amusing anecdotes.
• I know where you've been Barry; I know you've been at that bitch’s house again.
• Kid's I think you're father's home.
• Is that you trying to sneak into this house? Drunk again?
• I can hear you, fumbling around the back door like a drunk bum.
• Kids, go upstairs, I think your dad's home.
• Kids, come out kids, its ok, it's safe now, I promise it's safe.
• Stay right there, I'll be right over darling.
• Was that the door?
• More guests now?
• Mmm, Fug!
• Oh what now?
• I beg your pardon?
• Excuse me?
• I beg you pardon?
• You'll have to excuse me.
• Oh my.

• I feel the wiggling. He's wiggling.
• I know you're here.
• I know you've been drinking Barry.
• Big bones, I want big bones.
• Where are you boy, where are you boy, where are you boy?
• Where are you, you weasly, wichetty scum bag!
• I know you're here; you left a trail of head juice.
• I recognise these shoe prints; they're made by my shoes!
• I'm going to find you and I'm going to squeeze all you're head juice out yes I am.
• I think you are here watching Fug.
• Something else must smell funny, no not Fug.
• I can tell this little soiree is headed for disaster.
• Fug tear him new asshole.
• Pull out his worm stuff.
• Come on, give Fug clue.
• Come out, not fair.
• You making Fug angry.
• Give me your head juice.
• Head Juice.
• I'm a vegetarian; you think you're so marvellous?
• No more, hide!
• Fug gonna tear the place apart.
• Let me at him.
• Kids can you see your father? Because he is around here some place drunk again.
• Girls keep an eye out for your father he is playing up again.
• Honey, I know you're here someplace, girls go back up to bed and don't you dare come back down.
• I'm going to take the kids; I swear I'll do it.
• I'm taking the kids to moms and this time I am not coming back I swear.
• You think she can give you something I can't, do you Barry? Do you?
• I'm at the end of my tether Barry, I really am.
• Barry, Barry!
• Hey, I hear my shoes, my shoes!
• Did you meet her on the Internet?
• There are just so many people, who are just dying to meet you.
• Filth slut, I know you can hear me, filthy slut.
• I can't be expected to do everything can I? Well can I?
• Could I get everyone's attention? Our guest of honour is going to entertain us.
• We’re all dieing to hear your amusing anecdotes.
• I'm sorry but I simply won't put up with this kind of behaviour.
• You look simply divine.
• Lock or lobster, lock work roast!
• I'm going to find you, I'm going to squeeze out all your head juice, yes I am!
• Don't blame you hiding away.
• My big night and no one is going to take that away from me.
• My guest of honour seems to be making himself scarce tonight.
• Now I simply won't stand for sulking!

• [Out of breath]... Ah damn...show thief.
• No, bastard.
• [Out of breath]... Windy, windy!
• [Out of breath]... Huffy, puffy, huffy puff!
• Lost all lost to the clockwork crows.
• Where are you?
• Shed you're skin and slip it underneath deep water, you can't wear it forever.
• You come here.
• Hide away, no!
• Come out here!
• Where? Where are my shoes? Where are my damn shoes?
• Come to Fug!
• Slippy bastard get away from me, need friends!
• Where's smiley people?
• Lucky man!
• Wanna play with me?
• Let's just work this out, oh Barry let's just work this out.
• I found the receipt in your pants.
• You made a vow for life. Two faced bastard!
• I've been waiting up for you, you no good two timing bastard.
• I'm sorry kids, you're dads left us.
• I tried to help you Barry, I did, I really did.
• Oh Barry I loved you, we all love you.
• Oh good riddance you vicious bastard.
• I'm going to my mothers.
• You whore!
• Get it out; get it out of my damn head.
• I saw you with that whore.
• I'm sorry but this isn't that kind of party.
• Really this has got quite out of hand.
• This is a disaster.
• Where are all the guests? This is a disaster.

• There he is, wriggling his squiggly witchetty ass.
• Hey everybody he came.
• Hey who are you? Hold on ain’t those my shoes?
• Hey, wait a minute!
• He's over there and he's got my shoes on!
• Big bones, big, big bones!
• Peek-a-boo!
• Kids, kids, come out its okay.
• Peek-a-boo, I see you.
• Hello, Hello, Hello.
• I can see him; he's loosing all his petals.
• Fug going to Fug you up!
• Oh my stars, you look simply divine.
• Kids call the sheriff daddy's been drinking again.
• That slut has finally kicked you out huh?
• Fug, see shitty man!
• Kids your daddy has finally come home, he must be finished fucking that whore.
• Barry you're home, I was worried to death.
• Here he is stinking of drinking and that woman.
• Caught red handed canoodling with that bitch.
• I can't really blame her, but you.
• Have you no shame?
• That slut has finally kicked you out, hah?
• Who said that? I don't care for open criticism I'll have you know.
• I see you.
• Woohoo, witchetty man
• There's the monster. Get him!
• There you are!
• He's over here, come on I'll introduce you to everybody.
• Drinks anyone?
• We got you, we got you.
• Are those my shoes?
• Oh you are popular aren't you?
• There's always the best socialising in the kitchen.
• Everybody here ok for drinks and nibbles?
• There's a good boy, dog legs.
• Hey, who are you? Hold on, aren't those my shoes?
• Dinners nearly ready to be served!
• Come on chop, chop, there's plenty to get through.
• Oh, time for Fug to play doctor!
• Time to play? Time to play! Fug coming!

• They're not yours. They're simply not yours.
• Mr. Witchetty here, I'm not lying this time, honest.
• Nurse, please believe me, he's here, I can show you.
• This is wrong, this is wrong.
• Hey everybody come to my party, hey.
• My gang, my gang!
• Filthy slut, I know you can hear me, filthy slut.
• Help, help, help!
• No, no, no!
• My friends!
• Fuck, damn, fuck, damn, fuck!
• Get help, get help!
• Dead boy!
• Oh dear, dear, dear, oh dear.
• He's leaking all over the floor.
• Come and see what Fug has found.
• Smilies, smilies!
• Fug, need help!
• People come and help the Fug.
• Get him.
• There's the bastard, get him.
• Fun begins ha, ha, ha, ha.
• Fug here to help!
• Shitty man!
• Sooooh! Smilies come, come, come, come!
• Gather around everybody we're going to play some games.

• I don't want this guy's shoes.
• Hey, he didn't take this guy’s shoes!
• Mr. Witchetty man sucked out all his head juice.
• Let's all lay down like this guy, maybe he's onto something.
• Lazy bones, Lazy bones..
• Hey no one at home?
• There's always one drunkard to spoil the whole evening.
• Looks like someone else has overdone the punch!
• You take a rest pal; we'll find the filthy thief.
• All he had to do was give them back, just kick them off and give them back.
• Hey wait a minute these ain't my shoes after all.
• Ha, ha, ha, what do you know there his shoes!
• Playing games, hah, he's playing games.
• Broken eggs!
• Spilt milk!
• I don't want that guys shoes.
• Touch him yeah, yeah!
• You can't dance now ha, ha, ha.
• Laces, somebody should do up his laces.
• Can I play with him?
• Can I sit on his face?
• Lights out, lights out, lights out!
• Splat, splat!
• Fug very angry now, very angry!
• Oh, I want to touch him.
• Stupid bitch got what she deserved.
• Didn't know what she was getting herself into.
• Oh Barry what have you done?
• You mess with a married man you get what you deserve slut!
• I have no sympathy for a home wrecking whore like her.
• He doesn't mean too, really he doesn't he just got so drunk and angry.
• Oh Barry why did it have to come to this?
• You dumb bastard you, you poor dumb bastard.
• I don't believe you got an invite Enrico.
• Oh dear, I hoped this soiree would be drug free.
• My God, they're dropping like flies.
• The party must go on.
• Passing out before the main course really this is just too much.
• There's always someone who has to be the centre of attention.
• We can hide him in the conservatory away from the other guests.
• Some people just don't know how to drink with any moderation.
• I told you that punch was too strong.
• Well I guess the party had to start winding down at some point.

• Those are my shoes, my shoes!
• Come here shoes thieving bastard.
• Bad dog, Bad dog.
• Party time!
• Ha, ha, you not fool Fug.
• Want your inners for my soup.
• Hah, Fug find you, Fug find you.
• No one hide from Fug forever.
• Fug coming to get you!
• Punish.
• Weakling!
• Little piglet!
• Barry don't think I don't know who you been with.
• Don't try hiding out there in the garage, I dumped your liquor.
• Come on Barry, at least have the courage to face me, we got to talk about the kids.
• I'm throwing out all your shit and changing the locks!
• Just stick your head in the sand while your kids grow up afraid of their own father.
• What are you afraid of, huh? The truth, that’s what.
• Not enough guts to face you're own wife.
• That's right Barry hide behind you're friends.
• Come out a face me you cheating bastard.
• Come on out, come on.

• Nurse, he's got my shoes! He's got my shoes!
• Wakey, wakey!
• My shoes, give them back now, you show thieving bastard.
• There, there go to sleep.
• Oh no, no, no, not my head juice, your head juice!
• Just give up the damn shoes, you crazy ass shoe thieving, shoe thief.
• Give me you're head juice.
• I know you ain't dead witchetty man wiggle, wiggle!
• You shit!
• I'm a runny bunny.
• Pu, punch it, chewy.
• Run!
• Stop now.
• Chase ha, ha, chase.
• Dad... stop dad stop!
• Swallow that twice.
• He stopped.
• You tried to hurt Fug.
• Why you angry at Fug?
• Fug had more pain before.
• My turn now little soft man!
• Oh dear, don't worry. I have something to deal with this sort of thing.
• Fug enjoy, Fug enjoy.
• Come here.
• Where you going?
• Come back here to Fug.
• Stop running away.
• Slow down.
• There go shitty man Fug chase.
• Oh, Fug break him too soon.
• Get up, play with Fug.
• Hey Fug not finished get up, get up.
• You pretend, Fug know you pretend.
• Fug take warm squiggly things now.
• He dead, not Fug fault!
• No more, hide!
• Come to Fuggy.
• Come here, come here.
• Stay in your rooms kids, Mommy and daddy have to talk.
• Barry stop, I'll scream and neighbours will come running.
• My shoes, give me my shoes back you shoe thieving bastard.
• That's the last straw Barry it's gone too far I'm calling you're councillor.
• You just can't help yourself can you? You cheating bastard.
• This is the last time you get away with this, do you hear me?
• Don't you dare touch me!
• Beat up on your wife show the world what a big man you are.
• I'm faking I always faked it and I'm faking it now!
• I think you're pathetic, the kids think you're pathetic.
• I just wanted to introduce you to the Hetherington’s.
• Oh yeah, you're the best, you're the best, you're the best.
• Is this how you treat that slut? That whore?
• I've had it up to here with you sleeping around.
• You can't leave me Barry, and you won't leave me.
• Thought you'd play the field huh? You need a little space?
• Is this how you like it Barry is it? Is it?
• You had to humiliate me in front of my friends with that slut.
• The best years of my life you bastard!
• I've had it up to here with your sleeping around.
• Run away like you always do, but the problems won't go away you bastard.
• Oh that's right just go running back to that slut.
• Think of the children! You can't run out on them.
• You know it's wrong that why you won't face me, you coward.
• Two timing, bastard!
• You're pathetic, pathetic.
• Wife beater!
• Useless failure!
• Call yourself a father.
• This isn't considered polite behaviour, security.
• Everybody! This philistine is about to leave!
• I simply won't have my guests behaving like this.
• Hope you don't mind me stealing him from you for a while; I'll bring him straight back!
• Is it the moose? The table arrangements?
• Come on darling lets air out laundry after the guests have gone hmm?
• Let not have a falling out in front of the guests.
• I just have to run around like this.
• Always rushed off ones feet no matter how well planned.
• It's my party and you'll die if I want you too.
• Have another turnip and another and another.
• How dare you wear the same daring ensemble as me?
• I hope you choke on it.
• Do you have any idea how long it took to prepare all of this.
• That hyperactive moron will ruin everything!
• Running around, again!
• A party like this doesn't just plan it's self you know?

• I just wanted my fucking shoes.
• Aha, I'm sorry I lost my shoes mommy, I'm sorry.
• Witchetty, witchetty!
• You want my head juice fine take it.
• Have I offended you? The asparagus is overcooked? The roopfor too swaggy?
• There's a good boy, there's a good boy, there's a good boy.
• But I don't want to be fooled by you're wiggly kids, Witchetty man.
• Nurse! Oh god...Mr. Witchetty got me, he's got me!
• Service, I demand service.
• It's the witchetty man, help, Help!
• You can't have my head juice, you can't.
• Look, just give me back my God damn shoes OK?
• Please, just give me back my damn shoes.
• Why my shoes huh? Why mine?
• No!
• Don't want to play no more, don't want to play.
• Please no, no, no, no, no, please.
• Get off me, get off me, get off me!
• I ain't a candle don't snuff me out.
• Noooo!
• Stop, just stop.
• Shit, no, shit.
• You don't, you love me!
• Bastard, you ba...
• Do it, do it now.
• Fug waited so long for this moment.
• Stop Fug now.
• Time for Fug to sleep!
• It's ok Fug happy now.
• Stop, stop...
• It hurts, it hurts.
• What you doing huh?
• You like play with Fug?
• Please Barry stop, I love you.
• No Barry think of the kids, think of the kids.
• I only ever wanted the best for you, for us!
• Why are you doing this please Barry calm down.
• It's the drink Barry; think about what you're doing, please!
• No Barry not in front of the kids, no!
• Help me somebody please, its Barry he's high on liquor again!
• No Barry, not this again please god somebody help me.
• Baby I'm sorry...
• Please accept my heart felt apologies.
• I'm sure you don't need reminding that murdering your host is a terrible [foopa?]
• Please, let me go and mingle, my other guests will be getting jealous.
• Just get your coat and leave.
• This isn't the last of this.

Requesting door to be closed:

• Stay boy, stay boy, close the gate!
• Oh no, you're not leaving this house to see her, girl's! Lock that door.
• Oh, you worthless stupid drunk! Lock that door!
• Da door! Shut it, shut it!
• Stay boy, stay boy, close the gate!
• Rarrrgh! Close door! Close door!
• Fug see little man! Close door! Close door!
• Close the gate, and stop that wriggly Witchety man.
• Don't let that philandering scum ball out of here, close the gate!
• He's gonna get away with my damn shoes! Close the door!
  

Requesting door to be opened:

• He skipped off to see that whore again. Open the door kids.
• Where's nasty wriggly Mr. Witchety? Open the door!
• Barry? Barry? Where is that shit? Open the door!
• Fug can't see funny man, open door, open door!
• I can't see Mr. Witchety, open the door!
• I think Barry's sorry kids, open the door!
• I think Barry's sorry kids, open the door!
• Big bones! Open the door! Bones!
• He hide from Fug! Open door!
• Open door so Fug can go and see!

• Look like it up to Fug, Fuuuuug!
• Fug gonna finish this!
• Fug gonna make you sorry!