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Where the fuck am I in the story?!

You were the kid Anders raped and killed

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Where the fuck am I in the story?!

I will add more members as i go which gang member would you like to be? Whichever type Let me know in advance so i can add you later

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Deagle if i do another chapter would you like to be a smiley or a clown?

I'd like to be the "Chorizo salad" Smiley, the one in a skirt and black T-shirt.
Very nice fanfic by the way so far. Like Gooby said it's cool to read and it's hilarious in a good way.

Thanks man i really didn't think it would be liked so much, figured people wouldn't want to be in it, instead everyone is asking were they are in the story.

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xxCSPROxx wrote:
Where the fuck am I in the story?!

I will add more members as i go which gang member would you like to be? Whichever type Let me know in advance so i can add you later

I would like to be a camhed, of course there no longer exists one in the game, but I still would like to be one... :D

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xxCSPROxx wrote:
Where the fuck am I in the story?!

I will add more members as i go which gang member would you like to be? Whichever type Let me know in advance so i can add you later

I would like to be a camhed, of course there no longer exists one in the game, but I still would like to be one... :D

That will be tricky but i will pull it off realistically somehow.

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xxCSPROxx wrote:
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xxCSPROxx wrote:
Where the fuck am I in the story?!

I will add more members as i go which gang member would you like to be? Whichever type Let me know in advance so i can add you later

I would like to be a camhed, of course there no longer exists one in the game, but I still would like to be one... :D

That will be tricky but i will pull it off realistically somehow.

Then I will be just an corrupt cop... :D

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Around 8pm hood put on his red ski mask and grabbed his black jack and went down stairs to meet Rel and Gooby. Rel was dressed as normal with his black trench coat with all the hidden drug pockets. Gooby was putting his blood stained hockey mask on and putting a plastic bottle in his pants pocket. "What's the bottle for man?" He asked gooby "In case i gotta go piss when we're out i gotta add to the collection" gooby replied with a slight chuckle. "Alright motherfuckers lets go!" Rel said with tucking his light handgun in his back pants pocket. Gooby grabbed up his metal bat. They moved quick and quiet ducking in shadows and behind junked cars. They finally arrived at the drug store and went around the back. Hood smashed in the side window and gooby being the skinniest climbed through and unlocked the back door. "You guys go ahead i gotta piss" gooby told the other two. "Alright watch your back bro" Rel said before slipping into the stockroom. Hood kept watch for CCPD as Rel emptied the the drugs he wanted in his pockets. "Cops!" Hood yelled as two CCPD officers jumped him from the shadows. They used nightsticks to beat him down until gooby came running in swinging his bat "Die pig niggers!" Gooby yelled (ironically they were both white) as he pulled one off Hood, threw him down and pinned him started choking him out his bat. Meanwhile Hood was grappling back and fourth with his own pig. It was night stick vs black jack as they traded blows. Behind them there was a loud metallic bang as gooby brought his bat down against his cop's skull the force sending the bat all the way to the concrete below. Hood was beating his cop good till he felt hot liquid hit his and the cops face as gooby chucked his piss bottle at them. "What the fuck gooby! Jesus Christ its in my eyes!" Hood yelled "That's for my fucking door you kicked in motherfucker!" Gooby smirked laughing. The cop also dazed by the piss bottle sat back against the wall. "I give up, you guys are tough sick motherfuckers i dont want to die, in truth me and my now dead partner were planning on robbing this joint ourselves." He admitted in defeat. Hood stared at his piss covered face. "Ok so what's your name?" The cop said "my name is C. Pro, see on my CCPD badge?" "Well C. Pro you got only one option now." Gooby said. "What's that?" the cop asked. "You work with us and keep the CCPD off our fucking backs" Hood replied. "Ok ok you gotta a deal" C. Pro agreed. He got to his feet. I gotta get back and report my partner is missing. I'll "find" his body in a couple days, get your drugs and get outta here in case more CCPD show up." He was walking away as Rel finally came out of the drug store his pockets stuffed with drugs. "What the fuck happened out here?" He asked. "Thanks for not helping asshole! We could've used your help." Gooby roared at Rel. "Look it dont matter guys, now we have a CCPD officer on our side." Hood interjected. "Alright lets get the fuck outta here guys im tired as fuck" gooby said. As they walked away from the drug store and dead cop. Rel outta nowhere says "Hood why the fuck do you smell like shitty piss?" "Don't ask motherfucker" Hood grumbled. Just another night in Carcer City he thought as they all walked home.

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Around 8pm hood put on his red ski mask and grabbed his black jack and went down stairs to meet Rel and Gooby. Rel was dressed as normal with his black trench coat with all the hidden drug pockets. Gooby was putting his blood stained hockey mask on and putting a plastic bottle in his pants pocket. "What's the bottle for man?" He asked gooby "In case i gotta go piss when we're out i gotta add to the collection" gooby replied with a slight chuckle. "Alright motherfuckers lets go!" Rel said with tucking his light handgun in his back pants pocket. Gooby grabbed up his metal bat. They moved quick and quiet ducking in shadows and behind junked cars. They finally arrived at the drug store and went around the back. Hood smashed in the side window and gooby being the skinniest climbed through and unlocked the back door. "You guys go ahead i gotta piss" gooby told the other two. "Alright watch your back bro" Rel said before slipping into the stockroom. Hood kept watch for CCPD as Rel emptied the the drugs he wanted in his pockets. "Cops!" Hood yelled as two CCPD officers jumped him from the shadows. They used nightsticks to beat him down until gooby came running in swinging his bat "Die pig niggers!" Gooby yelled (ironically they were both white) as he pulled one off Hood, threw him down and pinned him started choking him out his bat. Meanwhile Hood was grappling back and fourth with his own pig. It was night stick vs black jack as they traded blows. Behind them there was a loud metallic bang as gooby brought his bat down against his cop's skull the force sending the bat all the way to the concrete below. Hood was beating his cop good till he felt hot liquid hit his and the cops face as gooby chucked his piss bottle at them. "What the fuck gooby! Jesus Christ its in my eyes!" Hood yelled "That's for my fucking door you kicked in motherfucker!" Gooby smirked laughing. The cop also dazed by the piss bottle sat back against the wall. "I give up, you guys are tough sick motherfuckers i dont want to die, in truth me and my now dead partner were planning on robbing this joint ourselves." He admitted in defeat. Hood stared at his piss covered face. "Ok so what's your name?" The cop said "my name is C. Pro, see on my CCPD badge?" "Well C. Pro you got only one option now." Gooby said. "What's that?" the cop asked. "You work with us and keep the CCPD off our fucking backs" Hood replied. "Ok ok you gotta a deal" C. Pro agreed. He got to his feet. I gotta get back and report my partner is missing. I'll "find" his body in a couple days, get your drugs and get outta here in case more CCPD show up." He was walking away as Rel finally came out of the drug store his pockets stuffed with drugs. "What the fuck happened out here?" He asked. "Thanks for not helping asshole! We could've used your help." Gooby roared at Rel. "Look it dont matter guys, now we have a CCPD officer on our side." Hood interjected. "Alright lets get the fuck outta here guys im tired as fuck" gooby said. As they walked away from the drug store and dead cop. Rel outta nowhere says "Hood why the fuck do you smell like shitty piss?" "Don't ask motherfucker" Hood grumbled. Just another night in Carcer City he thought as they all walked home.

Nice...I like the dark humor of these stories,keep it up...And I must say,your a great writer... :lol:

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Carcer City Hood wrote:
Around 8pm hood put on his red ski mask and grabbed his black jack and went down stairs to meet Rel and Gooby. Rel was dressed as normal with his black trench coat with all the hidden drug pockets. Gooby was putting his blood stained hockey mask on and putting a plastic bottle in his pants pocket. "What's the bottle for man?" He asked gooby "In case i gotta go piss when we're out i gotta add to the collection" gooby replied with a slight chuckle. "Alright motherfuckers lets go!" Rel said with tucking his light handgun in his back pants pocket. Gooby grabbed up his metal bat. They moved quick and quiet ducking in shadows and behind junked cars. They finally arrived at the drug store and went around the back. Hood smashed in the side window and gooby being the skinniest climbed through and unlocked the back door. "You guys go ahead i gotta piss" gooby told the other two. "Alright watch your back bro" Rel said before slipping into the stockroom. Hood kept watch for CCPD as Rel emptied the the drugs he wanted in his pockets. "Cops!" Hood yelled as two CCPD officers jumped him from the shadows. They used nightsticks to beat him down until gooby came running in swinging his bat "Die pig niggers!" Gooby yelled (ironically they were both white) as he pulled one off Hood, threw him down and pinned him started choking him out his bat. Meanwhile Hood was grappling back and fourth with his own pig. It was night stick vs black jack as they traded blows. Behind them there was a loud metallic bang as gooby brought his bat down against his cop's skull the force sending the bat all the way to the concrete below. Hood was beating his cop good till he felt hot liquid hit his and the cops face as gooby chucked his piss bottle at them. "What the fuck gooby! Jesus Christ its in my eyes!" Hood yelled "That's for my fucking door you kicked in motherfucker!" Gooby smirked laughing. The cop also dazed by the piss bottle sat back against the wall. "I give up, you guys are tough sick motherfuckers i dont want to die, in truth me and my now dead partner were planning on robbing this joint ourselves." He admitted in defeat. Hood stared at his piss covered face. "Ok so what's your name?" The cop said "my name is C. Pro, see on my CCPD badge?" "Well C. Pro you got only one option now." Gooby said. "What's that?" the cop asked. "You work with us and keep the CCPD off our fucking backs" Hood replied. "Ok ok you gotta a deal" C. Pro agreed. He got to his feet. I gotta get back and report my partner is missing. I'll "find" his body in a couple days, get your drugs and get outta here in case more CCPD show up." He was walking away as Rel finally came out of the drug store his pockets stuffed with drugs. "What the fuck happened out here?" He asked. "Thanks for not helping asshole! We could've used your help." Gooby roared at Rel. "Look it dont matter guys, now we have a CCPD officer on our side." Hood interjected. "Alright lets get the fuck outta here guys im tired as fuck" gooby said. As they walked away from the drug store and dead cop. Rel outta nowhere says "Hood why the fuck do you smell like shitty piss?" "Don't ask motherfucker" Hood grumbled. Just another night in Carcer City he thought as they all walked home.

Nice...I like the dark humor of these stories,keep it up...And I must say,your a great writer... :lol:

Yeah gotta agree it's a good continuation

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Thanks for the good comments guys. Deagle I'll be adding your "Chorizo Salad" smiley character who's speech will be mostly classically smiley twisted humor with moments of clear sanity (for more character depth) mixed in, in the next chapter after i work out the plot.

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It would be great to be able to create new levels for Manhunt 1 with the stories of each person in the forum. :)
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Hood couldn't sleep that day his back and sides were swollen and swore from the initial beating he took from C. Pro and that other cop and the painkillers he got from Rel didn't help much, he tossed and turned all day till he gave up and turned on the tv watching some stupid speeches given by Carcer City mayor Pogo and deputy mayor Lazlow on how crime was being taken care of in the city. Around dusk Mr Jay met him at the front door. "I need a favor mate" Mr Jay asked "What is it man?" Hood asked hoping it was a easy one. "Walk with me a bit this one's kinda personal" Mr Jay started walking with Hood slowly following. "You know that backalley store where i buy my tranquilizer rounds?" Mr Jay asked "Yeah man i been there a few times" Hood Quickly replied. "Well there's this really hot woman living in a building around the corner from there, i been eyeing her, big tits mate and i wanna try for her tonight but i need you to keep a lookout outside the building just in case" Mr Jay seemed confident. "Yeah alright man ill go with you" Hood gave in. As they walked they kept eyes open and voices low. Finally reaching the womans building they stood outside for a minute. "Alright mate wish me luck. Mr. Jay said walking to the front door. "You wont need it, your British man" Hood laughed. He started to keep watch. It wasn't five minutes later Mr jay came running out the door. "Hood! Run mate run!" he yelled. "What the fuck man you scared of pussy?" Hood asked as Mr Jay ran past him. Hood looked at the door and realized what Jay was running from.... a fucking midget with a pornstar mustache was standing there in a dirty white sleeveless shirt holding a pump shotgun that was bigger then he was. "Im gonna fucking kill you, you fucking British piece of shit trying to fuck my wife!" he roared. " You out here watching out for buddy? Well your first motherfucker!" He advanced on Hood shotgun pointing out at his head, hood froze not sure to run or not. When outta nowhere the midget got tackled to the ground the shotgun went flying outta his hands "Headjuice!" Someone was on top of the midget beating the shit out of him. Getting closer to the fight Hood saw he had a Yellow mask on but more disturbing a fucking dress! "Must be a smiley ive never seen one outside of the Darkwoods Prison" Mr Jay said now beside him with the midgets shotgun in his hands he pointed it towards the fight. "Wait!" Hood stopped him from shooting. "What the fuck Hood! I got them in my sights!" Mr Jay yelled angrily. Hood laughed "Whens the next time are we gonna see a lunatic guy in a dress beating up a midget? Wait a bit" After five minutes the smiley knocked the midget out cold by slamming his head into concrete followed by a headbutt. Walking up to the midget Hood put him over his shoulder wanting payback for the midget trying to kill him. "Hey are you guys gonna kill him? I hope so that guys a asshole and he cant satisfy me" A woman's voice called out. Looking up they saw the woman Mr Jay was talking about. "Are any of you guys gonna come up here and fuck me? That guy in the yellow mask looks like he'd be fun" "I'll be up in a minute!" Mr Jay called up. Hood told Mr Jay he'd see him later. Still carrying the unconscious midget down the street he heard footsteps behind him. He turned to see the smiley still following him. "Don't you got someplace to be?" Hood asked the smiley shook his head no. "Can you tell me your name?" "D D Deagle" he stammered out. Remembering how he saved his life "Alright Deagle you can come with me but you listen to us alright? No attacking anyone unless we say alright?" The smiley nodded seemingly happy not to be alone anymore. After awhile of walking back towards their apartment Deagle stopped outside a cutlery shop window. Hood saw him eyeing a shiny new meat cleaver. "You want it?" Hood asked Deagle nodded excited. Hood had him hold the midget as he broke the window with his black jack. Taking the midget back he watched Deagle grab the cleaver "Headjuice!" He yelled holding it above his head. Gooby met them at the front door of the apartment. "Who the fucks this? He asked. "Our new apartment mascot, Deagle this is Gooby a friend" Hood explained "Friend!" Deagle yelled tackling gooby to the ground. Hood went and got Anders babyface mask off his corpse. He put it the midget. Walking out the front door "Hood get this guy off me he ain't wearing underwear!" Gooby yelled "Give him Anders room and watch him till i get back" hood called back as he carried the midget away into the night. The next morning outside CCPD HQ the midget was tied up and bent over a knocked over mailbox naked wearing the babyface mask. "Look here boys we got a mini pedophile, lets teach him lesson CCPD style" he unzipped his pants... A line of cops formed behind the midgets ass he didn't scream once... Looking out his office window at the uneasy sight C. Pro knew it had to be the guys from the other night. The rape of the midget was just a sick joke, the midgets tongue in his desk was a warning that he shouldn't ever cross them...

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Hood couldn't sleep that day his back and sides were swollen and swore from the initial beating he took from C. Pro and that other cop and the painkillers he got from Rel didn't help much, he tossed and turned all day till he gave up and turned on the tv watching some stupid speeches given by Carcer City mayor Pogo and deputy mayor Lazlow on how crime was being taken care of in the city. Around dusk Mr Jay met him at the front door. "I need a favor mate" Mr Jay asked "What is it man?" Hood asked hoping it was a easy one. "Walk with me a bit this one's kinda personal" Mr Jay started walking with Hood slowly following. "You know that backalley store where i buy my tranquilizer rounds?" Mr Jay asked "Yeah man i been there a few times" Hood Quickly replied. "Well there's this really hot woman living in a building around the corner from there, i been eyeing her, big tits mate and i wanna try for her tonight but i need you to keep a lookout outside the building just in case" Mr Jay seemed confident. "Yeah alright man ill go with you" Hood gave in. As they walked they kept eyes open and voices low. Finally reaching the womans building they stood outside for a minute. "Alright mate wish me luck. Mr. Jay said walking to the front door. "You wont need it, your British man" Hood laughed. He started to keep watch. It wasn't five minutes later Mr jay came running out the door. "Hood! Run mate run!" he yelled. "What the fuck man you scared of pussy?" Hood asked as Mr Jay ran past him. Hood looked at the door and realized what Jay was running from.... a fucking midget with a pornstar mustache was standing there in a dirty white sleeveless shirt holding a pump shotgun that was bigger then he was. "Im gonna fucking kill you, you fucking British piece of shit trying to fuck my wife!" he roared. " You out here watching out for buddy? Well your first motherfucker!" He advanced on Hood shotgun pointing out at his head, hood froze not sure to run or not. When outta nowhere the midget got tackled to the ground the shotgun went flying outta his hands "Headjuice!" Someone was on top of the midget beating the shit out of him. Getting closer to the fight Hood saw he had a Yellow mask on but more disturbing a fucking dress! "Must be a smiley ive never seen one outside of the Darkwoods Prison" Mr Jay said now beside him with the midgets shotgun in his hands he pointed it towards the fight. "Wait!" Hood stopped him from shooting. "What the fuck Hood! I got them in my sights!" Mr Jay yelled angrily. Hood laughed "Whens the next time are we gonna see a lunatic guy in a dress beating up a midget? Wait a bit" After five minutes the smiley knocked the midget out cold by slamming his head into concrete followed by a headbutt. Walking up to the midget Hood put him over his shoulder wanting payback for the midget trying to kill him. "Hey are you guys gonna kill him? I hope so that guys a asshole and he cant satisfy me" A woman's voice called out. Looking up they saw the woman Mr Jay was talking about. "Are any of you guys gonna come up here and fuck me? That guy in the yellow mask looks like he'd be fun" "I'll be up in a minute!" Mr Jay called up. Hood told Mr Jay he'd see him later. Still carrying the unconscious midget down the street he heard footsteps behind him. He turned to see the smiley still following him. "Don't you got someplace to be?" Hood asked the smiley shook his head no. "Can you tell me your name?" "D D Deagle" he stammered out. Remembering how he saved his life "Alright Deagle you can come with me but you listen to us alright? No attacking anyone unless we say alright?" The smiley nodded seemingly happy not to be alone anymore. After awhile of walking back towards their apartment Deagle stopped outside a cutlery shop window. Hood saw him eyeing a shiny new meat cleaver. "You want it?" Hood asked Deagle nodded excited. Hood had him hold the midget as he broke the window with his black jack. Taking the midget back he watched Deagle grab the cleaver "Headjuice!" He yelled holding it above his head. Gooby met them at the front door of the apartment. "Who the fucks this? He asked. "Our new apartment mascot, Deagle this is Gooby a friend" Hood explained "Friend!" Deagle yelled tackling gooby to the ground. Hood went and got Anders babyface mask off his corpse. He put it the midget. Walking out the front door "Hood get this guy off me he ain't wearing underwear!" Gooby yelled "Give him Anders room and watch him till i get back" hood called back as he carried the midget away into the night. The next morning outside CCPD HQ the midget was tied up and bent over a knocked over mailbox naked wearing the babyface mask. "Look here boys we got a mini pedophile, lets teach him lesson CCPD style" he unzipped his pants... A line of cops formed behind the midgets ass he didn't scream once... Looking out his office window at the uneasy sight C. Pro knew it had to be the guys from the other night. The rape of the midget was just a sick joke, the midgets tongue in his desk was a warning that he shouldn't ever cross them...
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Hood couldn't sleep that day his back and sides were swollen and swore from the initial beating he took from C. Pro and that other cop and the painkillers he got from Rel didn't help much, he tossed and turned all day till he gave up and turned on the tv watching some stupid speeches given by Carcer City mayor Pogo and deputy mayor Lazlow on how crime was being taken care of in the city. Around dusk Mr Jay met him at the front door. "I need a favor mate" Mr Jay asked "What is it man?" Hood asked hoping it was a easy one. "Walk with me a bit this one's kinda personal" Mr Jay started walking with Hood slowly following. "You know that backalley store where i buy my tranquilizer rounds?" Mr Jay asked "Yeah man i been there a few times" Hood Quickly replied. "Well there's this really hot woman living in a building around the corner from there, i been eyeing her, big tits mate and i wanna try for her tonight but i need you to keep a lookout outside the building just in case" Mr Jay seemed confident. "Yeah alright man ill go with you" Hood gave in. As they walked they kept eyes open and voices low. Finally reaching the womans building they stood outside for a minute. "Alright mate wish me luck. Mr. Jay said walking to the front door. "You wont need it, your British man" Hood laughed. He started to keep watch. It wasn't five minutes later Mr jay came running out the door. "Hood! Run mate run!" he yelled. "What the fuck man you scared of pussy?" Hood asked as Mr Jay ran past him. Hood looked at the door and realized what Jay was running from.... a fucking midget with a pornstar mustache was standing there in a dirty white sleeveless shirt holding a pump shotgun that was bigger then he was. "Im gonna fucking kill you, you fucking British piece of shit trying to fuck my wife!" he roared. " You out here watching out for buddy? Well your first motherfucker!" He advanced on Hood shotgun pointing out at his head, hood froze not sure to run or not. When outta nowhere the midget got tackled to the ground the shotgun went flying outta his hands "Headjuice!" Someone was on top of the midget beating the shit out of him. Getting closer to the fight Hood saw he had a Yellow mask on but more disturbing a fucking dress! "Must be a smiley ive never seen one outside of the Darkwoods Prison" Mr Jay said now beside him with the midgets shotgun in his hands he pointed it towards the fight. "Wait!" Hood stopped him from shooting. "What the fuck Hood! I got them in my sights!" Mr Jay yelled angrily. Hood laughed "Whens the next time are we gonna see a lunatic guy in a dress beating up a midget? Wait a bit" After five minutes the smiley knocked the midget out cold by slamming his head into concrete followed by a headbutt. Walking up to the midget Hood put him over his shoulder wanting payback for the midget trying to kill him. "Hey are you guys gonna kill him? I hope so that guys a asshole and he cant satisfy me" A woman's voice called out. Looking up they saw the woman Mr Jay was talking about. "Are any of you guys gonna come up here and fuck me? That guy in the yellow mask looks like he'd be fun" "I'll be up in a minute!" Mr Jay called up. Hood told Mr Jay he'd see him later. Still carrying the unconscious midget down the street he heard footsteps behind him. He turned to see the smiley still following him. "Don't you got someplace to be?" Hood asked the smiley shook his head no. "Can you tell me your name?" "D D Deagle" he stammered out. Remembering how he saved his life "Alright Deagle you can come with me but you listen to us alright? No attacking anyone unless we say alright?" The smiley nodded seemingly happy not to be alone anymore. After awhile of walking back towards their apartment Deagle stopped outside a cutlery shop window. Hood saw him eyeing a shiny new meat cleaver. "You want it?" Hood asked Deagle nodded excited. Hood had him hold the midget as he broke the window with his black jack. Taking the midget back he watched Deagle grab the cleaver "Headjuice!" He yelled holding it above his head. Gooby met them at the front door of the apartment. "Who the fucks this? He asked. "Our new apartment mascot, Deagle this is Gooby a friend" Hood explained "Friend!" Deagle yelled tackling gooby to the ground. Hood went and got Anders babyface mask off his corpse. He put it the midget. Walking out the front door "Hood get this guy off me he ain't wearing underwear!" Gooby yelled "Give him Anders room and watch him till i get back" hood called back as he carried the midget away into the night. The next morning outside CCPD HQ the midget was tied up and bent over a knocked over mailbox naked wearing the babyface mask. "Look here boys we got a mini pedophile, lets teach him lesson CCPD style" he unzipped his pants... A line of cops formed behind the midgets ass he didn't scream once... Looking out his office window at the uneasy sight C. Pro knew it had to be the guys from the other night. The rape of the midget was just a sick joke, the midgets tongue in his desk was a warning that he shouldn't ever cross them...
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Carcer City Hood wrote:
I wrote the best chapter yet in my fan fic tonight

Fairly said mate

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