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 Post subject: Mancunt 2: Fuck-Fiction
PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2016 2:03 am 
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Pre-asylum days....

Danny: Leo, come to bed. I've been masturbating all day but nothing will come out.
Leo: Danny it's all in your head, it will come out soon.
Danny: Which head
Leo: How about I find out
Danny: Oh Leo-pai, please come closer so we can settle this out
Leo: Oh i'll cum closer alright....
Danny: Oh Leo!
Leo: Damn Daniel! Nice cock!
Danny: Thanks hun, you're making me blush!
Leo: I'll make your face turn beet red baby.
Danny: And i'll make your ASS beet red!
Leo: Oh Daniel. When have you turned so horny without me?
Danny: Leo you know I always wanted to do this.
Leo: I know baby. Now i'm going to show you what kind of lunatic I really am
*Leo gags on Danny's cock*
Danny: Leo you're so fucking hot!
Leo: You're the first person to tell me that.
*Danny starts fingering Leo in the rectum.*
Danny: Your ass is so tight, I can't wait to stick my dick in it.
*Leo eats Danny's cock until he can't breathe anymore*
Danny: Time to fuck!
Leo: Do me, sugar tits!
*Danny thrusts his 9 inch dick into Leo's shit covered asshole*
Leo: I guess you could say your head is fucked!
Danny: Yeah, my head is full of shit too.
Leo: You're making me bleed dude! Aw that is so fucking hot.
Danny: I'm gonna cum in you!
Leo: HERE WE GO!
*SPLOOGES IN RECTAL CAVITY*
It was at that moment that Danny's wife walked into the bedroom and witnessed Daniel cumming on a picture of Hillary Clinton
Daniels wife: That's full of shit!
Danny: AHH! What is?
Daniels wife: The picture of clinton what else would I be talking about? I see you masturbate now, it's like you and I don't connect.
Leo: Kill this bitch.
*Daniel stabs his wife and gets put in an asylum.*

THE END.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2016 3:15 am 
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This typo ruined it for me, but otherwise it's a nice alternative origin story.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2016 12:00 am 
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 17, 2016 11:46 pm 
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Gooby wrote:
This typo ruined it for me, but otherwise it's a nice alternative origin story.

What if my master plan was to get someone to say that bugs them? I LURED YOU IN MY NEGOR!

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 12:20 am 
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wolfman102 wrote:
Gooby wrote:
This typo ruined it for me, but otherwise it's a nice alternative origin story.

What if my master plan was to get someone to say that bugs them? I LURED YOU IN MY NEGOR!

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You posted your response inside Gooby's quote. But I guess that's part of your "master plan".

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 2:50 pm 
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Da Eediot wrote:
wolfman102 wrote:
Gooby wrote:
This typo ruined it for me, but otherwise it's a nice alternative origin story.

What if my master plan was to get someone to say that bugs them? I LURED YOU IN MY NEGOR!

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You posted your response inside Gooby's quote. But I guess that's part of your "master plan".

I guess you could say... Wolfman was inside Gooby... 8)


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2016 4:29 am 
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Gooby wrote:
Da Eediot wrote:
wolfman102 wrote:
Gooby wrote:
This typo ruined it for me, but otherwise it's a nice alternative origin story.

What if my master plan was to get someone to say that bugs them? I LURED YOU IN MY NEGOR!

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You posted your response inside Gooby's quote. But I guess that's part of your "master plan".

I guess you could say... Wolfman was inside Gooby... 8)


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