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PostPosted: Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:55 am 
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Hood sat on the edge of his bed watching the Liberty City Coxs playing baseball. He'd been bored all morning since he'd dropped the midget off at the police station. He eventually turned off the tv and went into a restless sleep. A few hours later pounding on his door woke him. He swung open the to find Rel joint in his mouth puffing furiously. "Man i just seen that cop we met the other night" he seemed jumpy as fuck. "So what the fuck did he want?" Hood asked calmly. "He wants you to meet him tonight at 6 o'clock behind the old Sprunk company" the weed seemed to be calming him down some. "Alright ill go meet up with him, you stay here for now in case i need your help" Hood instructed. "Alright im gonna go tend my weed plants" he turned and walked up the stairs and went into his apartment. Walking out into the dusk light he ran into gooby and Deagle on the stoop. "Hood we gotta get rid of this fucking guy he fucking stinks like shit and he can't really talk" gooby groaned. "Doglegs! Gimme my damn shoes" Deagle argues back trying to hump Goobys leg. "Not happening gooby this insane motherfucker saved my life the other night, he's staying" Hood said firmly. Hood began to walk towards the Sprunk factory. It was night before he reached it, the place was huge with busted out windows the glass shimmered in the dirty street light "None big enough for a glass shard" he thought. Walking through a busted wooden fence he saw C. Pro leaning against the back wall smoking a cigarette. "I got your message in my desk and that midget getting fucked up the ass was priceless he must've really pissed you off but man i need a favor done tonight" he said "Depends on what's in it for me, i can do robbery, kidnapping, hell even murder if the price is right but money ain't much good in Carcer so what's the offer?" Hood asked eager to get this guy more in his back pocket. "I got a friend, real good guy known him since high school he's being held up by a couple rookie colleagues of mine they're trying to squeeze him for info, they got in a room in a small building with a door leading right outside" he said. "Ok where do i come in?" Hood asked. "I need you and your boys to bust him out and make it to where those cops won't be around to talk you get me? My friend had nickname in high school, its Omelette, you call him that so he knows he can trust you alright? You do that and ill direct all CCPD patrols away from your building and keep my eyes and ears open for more news you'd find interesting" he finished. "Deal, wheres the guy being held? hood said. C. Pro wrote down the address. Hood headed back to the apartment building to get gooby and mr jay. He filled them in on the job, had jay get the midgets shotgun and they got ready to go. When Rel came down the stairs. "You watch him Rel" hood pointed towards Deagle. "What the fuck am i supposed to do with him? Play chess?" He asked stunned at the task. " i dont care keep him sedated on pills or something" hood snapped at him. "Whatever man" Rel grumbled. The three walked to the address in silence. Reaching the tiny building hood said "Mr jay shoot them with tranquilizer darts, me and gooby will take care of the rest" Jay slowly pushed open the door drew his tranquilizer gun and shot each cop in the neck with a dart. Gooby and hood bashed thier brains in before they woke up, smashing and cracking skulls ruptured and brains and blood covered thier clothes. Then they got a look at the target.... red googled eyes met thier gaze. "Fucking Cerberus!" Mr Jay yelled reaching for his machete. "Jay quit being a dickless gung ho loser, this must be the guy we're after" gooby said. "Omelette that you? C Pro sent us." "Yeah it's me, aint you guys a total mixed bag of characters, few months ago you guys would've killed each other for fun now your a team" he said his voice slightly masked. "Yeah well the rules in Carcer have changed its us vs the fucking shit licking cops" Hood said quietly. "Least you guys stick together in this city its a good thing, my former team all got butchered by a deranged pigman or a death row inmate, both psycho motherfuckers" Mr Jay cut him loose. "Your gonna stick with us and we're gonna get you somewhere safe back at our apartment building till we get instructions from C Pro lets go" hood handed him the midgets shotgun. "Gooby, Omelette is staying with you till we know more from C Pro" hood said "Alright not a big deal, you like Shasha Gray, Omelette? I got plenty of her porn" gooby asked. "Sure shes hot as hell" Omelette replied. Returning to apartment they heard "Headjuice!" And they all scattered as Deagles cum came flying down off the roof either he was wacking it to god or anders dead corpse! "Who the fuck is that?!" Omelette asked jumping outta the way. "That's our apartment mascot" gooby repiled rolling his eyes sarcastically behind his hockey mask "What the fuck! Rel!" Hood screamed furiously he kicked open the front door to find Rel knocked out cold with a bottle of sedative pills that looked like he'd been force fed next to a scattered chess board. "The sedatives must've back fired after chess got boring" Gooby laughed "Fuck my life im going to bed" hood said half angry, half laughing. Opening up his door he flipped on the tv and watched Weasel news. Carcer City was a war zone hell hole but it was a free and violent city where anything goes and anything can happen.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 3:51 am 
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 6:41 am 
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smileyfacefetish wrote:
so hard after this

Uhh glad you liked the chapter

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 1:24 am 
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Favorite fan fic of all time!!! "10000/10"

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 1:25 am 
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Double post,DAMN PHONE!!!

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 4:51 am 
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xxCSPROxx wrote:
Favorite fan fic of all time!!! "10000/10"

Thank you im glad its your favorite and i will keep writing more chapters and bringing in more forum members as i go. My favorite fan fiction is Whatever happened to James Earl Cash.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 7:27 am 
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How come there are no references to me :(.


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 7:14 pm 
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ermaccer wrote:
How come there are no references to me :(.

You haven't asked that i recall. Who you wanna be? We still need a Satanic innocentz, clown, maybe a jury member if i can find a definite way to separate it from goobys skinz member. Give me some basic feedback on character bro.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:37 pm 
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I can be Satanic Innocent who has no social life and lacks skill to communicate with other Innocentz members.


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 09, 2017 5:11 am 
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ermaccer wrote:
I can be Satanic Innocent who has no social life and lacks skill to communicate with other Innocentz members.

Ok i can work with that but you still gotta talk a bit for character depth. Satanic innocentz member it is and ill put him in a future chapter.

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Skinz for fucking life.

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we need the next chapter bud

Working on it trust me.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 01, 2018 5:08 pm 
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Hood was pissing off the roof, the apartment had working bathrooms but most of the guys preferred using the roof for pissing (usually just to piss on a dead body). Hood finished just as he heard footsteps coming up the stairs. He turned to see Omelettes red eyed helmet appear at the top of the stairs. "Hey man" Omelette said stretching. "Whats going on? Hood replied he was still unsure about this guy. "While i appreciate everything you guys have done for me, saving me and giving me a place to stay i need a small favor" the former cu seemed desperate to fit in. "What do need man? Beer, cigarettes and pussy are hard to come by in Carcer City" Hood asked. Omelette laughed "Nothing like that bro this shotgun just ain't cutting it and it smells like ass" Hood shook his head "All the guns in Carcer were either taken by the pigs or sold on the black market" Omelette walked to the edge of the roof. "Well before those pigs grabbed me i had my gear stashed. A M4, heavy handgun and some other assorted shit in a large trashbag tucked under some stairs in a alleyway." Hood was shocked "Well shit we should go get that shit!" Omelette nodded "My thoughts exactly" A few hours later Hood, Gooby and Omelette walked outta the apartment building, it was a dark night no moon and Carcer City wasn't known for working street lights. "Man i love this fucking city!" Gooby yelled all hyped up and shit. Since C Pro had directed most of the CCPD patrols away from them they had less to worry about near the apartment building. Tonight was going to be a good night Hood could tell. Walking up to a burnt out wreck of a Rumpo van he kicked it for the hell of it. Gooby smashed his bat into a already partly broken store window "Fuck the CCPD!" he yelled. "The alley is close by." Omelette said after a hour and a half of walking and fucking around. "Wait!" Hood said in a hushed voice. "You hear it too?" Gooby asked. Voices were yelling a distance away followed by a gunshot. "What the fuck we waiting for!?" Omelette exclaimed pumping the shotgun. "Yeah lets fuck them up!" Hood yelled. Running in the direction of the voices they came up on a couple CCPD preparing to kill a Innocentz member. "You want some too you werido fuck!? We already killed your buddy" One the cops said pointing to the dead Innocentz on the ground. "Hey pig!" Omelette yelled. The cop turned and Omelette layed his brains and guts out on the sidewalk with one shotgun blast. The other cop turned to face Omelette. "Oh shit a fucking Cerb.... ahhhh!" The Innocentz member took advantage of the distraction and used a concealed sickle to ripped his fucking balls outs, they rolled on the ground like gory bloody meatballs. "Thanks for the rescue guys i figured i was done for when they caught us" he put his sickle away. "No big deal, we were just passing through" Hood said simply. "Im Mac" the bloody skulled face said. "Me and my friend here were the last of the Innocentz." Hood stepped up "Im Hood, Gooby and Omelette" he pointed to the others. "We're on a errand tonight and fucking shit up in the process!." Mac laughed a bit. "You guys got room for one more? No point in me staying here wandering Carcer by myself" Gooby spoke up quick "Yeah we got room but what's up with Mac? I figured your name would be Jose, Ricardo or Paco or something" Mac looked at Gooby "Yeah that's not racist or anything" Gooby shrugged "Just glad you ain't a bean picker" Mac looked at Gooby "Least i don't hide my fuck ugly Nazi ass behind a shitty hockey mask!" Hood broke up the friendly trade of insults. "We gotta get moving guys, you can suck each other off later" He said laughing. Omelette took the lead and they reached the alley quickly. He reached under some rotten wooden stairs going up a building and pulled out the trash bag. "See check this fucking shit out guys" He said to the others. "Man you weren't kidding that's a bunch of hardware" Hood said feeling relieved that the stash lived up to his expectations. Omelette tossed the bag over his shoulder and they began walking back towards their apartment building explaining how they lived together and shit to Mac. "Man if you guys do this type of shit on a nightly basis, then fuck i want in!" Mac said feeling like a badass at having new friends. Hood nodded in approval "We got plenty of rooms and we can use anyone we can get in this city" They passed a closed porn store and Gooby looked in the window. "Man i wonder how many Sasha Gray tapes are in there?" Hood shook his head. "We barely have any tv's and no VCR's so its pointless to steal them" Their new friend Mac spoke up "I know where we can some more tvs and some VCR's tomorrow night real easy" "Really?" Hood asked. "Yeah guaranteed to work" Mac replied. "Well alright! Sasha Gray here i cum!" Gooby yelled smashing the window with his metal bat. They started looting the store of its best tapes. "Hey i even found some bestiality porn for that sick smiley Deagle you guys told me about!" "Imagine him wacking off to this yelling "Headjuice!" itd be funny as fuck!" Mac yelled from the back. Everybody grabbed as many tapes as they could carry and filled the trash bag up the rest of the way with tapes and walked home. In Carcer City this was a night to end all nights. They all had a new friend, some new guns and best of all soon to be slutty entertainment for all.

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This series should literally be made as a interactive spin off game made by R* and Telltale...

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