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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2015 12:25 pm 
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The long awaited heists update for Grand Theft Auto Online is now live on all released platforms.


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2015 6:16 pm 
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Source? Details? A quip? COME ON


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2015 10:04 pm 
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lol 2 years just for heists and pc release gg rockstar

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 7:03 am 
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So to be clear, to play a heist, you MUST have 4 people. If one of the 4 leave at any point during the mission, it will be shut down and you'll be immediately returned to freemode.



Play rooftop rumble, guy gets super mad because I put a bomb on his car - didnt blow it up, just stuck one on there - messages me whining about it for 20 minutes, refuses to return the documents, eventually destroys them. Half hour wasted.

Play boat mission. One fucknut little kid dies a dozen times, no one has a mic except a french kid with a kinect mic and a yappy dog that wont shut the fuck up. Other player gets fed up and leaves. One hour wasted.

Play the Lawyer assassination heist setup. Do everything just fine. Screaming googoogaga 7 year old on mic. Get everything done, he dies driving back to the apartment. Partner leaves. Half hour wasted.

Sit in lobby waiting to do EMP mission. Waiting for 4th player for 20 minutes. He leaves while everyone selects their outfits.

DO THE ENTIRE PRISON HEIST FLAWLESSLY
GUY DIES WHILE PARACHUTING FROM PLANE AT THE END
Player leaves.

Started today with $870,000
5 hours later
$890,000

Try to play the tanker heist. Someone dies every time. We get a formula that works... Guy leaves, half hour wasted.

THIS IS TERRIBLE

Weed heist, partner doesn't know he has to drive a truck too. guys in pickup with turret zoom off to the city and leave the semis defenseless.
Other guy drives truck off cliff, I get shot.
Guy leaves.
Half hour wasted.
$870,000
7 hours. No progress.

This community is so fucking terrible I can't even get as much as $10,000.

JOIN A HEIST AS THE 4TH PLAYER
2 PEOPLE LEAVE
We got 2 more players to replace them, game almost starts..
HOST LEAVES.

Fuck this
Fuck GTA
Fuck cockstar and your fuckface elitist Xbone
And fuck you

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