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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2018 8:19 pm 
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dont say buy a gun cuz its imposbl here

been thinkin bout fallin off from 1000ft buildin or some shit.. but then i read bout stories of people miraculously surviving even worse falls and there goes my last hope of happily dying away. id also love to take this one friend to heaven with me cuz i dont want him to enjoy a happy life if i cant...

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2018 9:01 pm 
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inb4 finnish FBI

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2018 9:07 pm 
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Har Shatan wrote:
inb4 finnish FBI

lmao.. they prob alredy know but just dont give a fuck

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2018 9:15 pm 
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Overdose on pills.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2018 9:18 pm 
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KarlTheFookin'Legend wrote:
Overdose on pills.

fuckno. unreliable as fuk. its either gun, jump or slit throat

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2018 9:27 pm 
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Cyanide pill + Gun

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2018 1:00 am 
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I am pretty sure the most painless way is with helium. You need a tank of helium and then you put a bag around your head get a tube from the tank to the bag and just breathe. The helium displaces oxygen and you will basically suffocate. Your body cannot detect the low oxygen levels because of the helium so it's supposed to be the best way.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2018 2:47 am 
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Sweet Tooth wrote:
I am pretty sure the most painless way is with helium. You need a tank of helium and then you put a bag around your head get a tube from the tank to the bag and just breathe. The helium displaces oxygen and you will basically suffocate. Your body cannot detect the low oxygen levels because of the helium so it's supposed to be the best way.

yeah ive been thinkin bout that too.. isnt that the same thing Billy Bob Thornton did in Bad Santa

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2018 9:53 pm 
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It's the same sort of idea in that clip he is doing it with exhaust fumes which is pretty nasty and harmful were as helium is not harmful it is simply suffocation you. If the bag around your head is air tight you will only be breathing helium but like I mentioned it tricks the brain into thinking it's still breathing air so you dont feel the sensation of suffocation and you will slip away peacefully. but IMO you should make it bloody, slit your throat or something like that I wouldn't worry about the pain you will be dead in a few seconds anyway. I would do suicide by cop if it was up to me, just get a bb gun paint it black and run around waving it around and when the cops show up point it at them hopefully they blow you away.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2018 1:07 am 
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I was going to give a sarcastic response because chances are if you're thinking about killing yourself then you don't really want to do it and this seems like a cry for attention. Still I'm not about to suggest 'edgy' ways to kill yourself in order to look like a tough guy on a shitty game forum that's basically dead.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2018 1:19 am 
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wwinterj wrote:
I was going to give a sarcastic response because chances are if you're thinking about killing yourself then you don't really want to do it and this seems like a cry for attention. Still I'm not about to suggest 'edgy' ways to kill yourself in order to look like a tough guy on a shitty game forum that's basically dead.

good reply

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p.s. i wanted attention from u :|

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The way I see it, if you are going to kill yourself do it the most stylish way possible.

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p.s. i wanted attention from u :|


Oh you always have that. :twisted:

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wwinterj wrote:
Gooby wrote:
p.s. i wanted attention from u :|


Oh you always have that. :twisted:

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Fuck most painless, go with most badass:

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net ... ly_suicide

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