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PostPosted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 7:10 am 
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People who make threads like this.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 7:11 am 
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i usually say the murder thingbut one time this hippie fucker ca eup too me and i swear exactly like denis leary's stand up he said "that burger is gonna stay in your colon your 15 years you know that animal gave its life just to pollute your body"

i just said "well if it stays in my colon for 15 years i guess i got my moneys worth now didn't I"

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 7:12 am 
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http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts-stock/you-cant-have-manslaughter-without-laughter/
Real original.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 7:13 am 
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Lol NICE.
I love those jokes.
Also Stuntman Mikes, I don't see you here. This thread is going along nicely.

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I didn't know about that shirt, I just saw the "can't spell slaughter without laughter" on someone's blog on another website.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 7:15 am 
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i was on there once almost bought a few shirts like the "Holy fucking shit" one and one with 2 pigs fucking on it

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 7:20 am 
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Ok back on topic:

I hate suburban noobs who worship Halo and no other game.
I hate when people look at me when I'm outside. What's so damn interesting about me standing on the sidewalk, lighting my blunt?
I hate how my neighbor say's he's "my father figure" he's a moron who barely speaks English


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 4:39 pm 
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Haha, got it on just now. This is my favourite t-shirt.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:34 pm 
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Hehe lovin' the shirt.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:37 pm 
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i'm going back on there and getting some shit now

i hope they still have the holy fucking shit shirt

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 1:10 am 
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It annoys me when people stand outside lighting blunts.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 3:18 am 
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Vincent wrote:
I hate when like, 7 or 8 year old kids have $400+ cell phones. Why the FUCK would you buy a kid who can't even tie his shoes, a Blackberry or Blueberry or whatever the fuck it is called.


I agree.

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and when I masturbate, I just let the cum fly everywhere and soak into whatever fabric it lands on, and if it lands on my stomach, I just lay there until it eventually soaks in and leaves my stomach greasy.


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 9:59 pm 
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When your limbs fall asleep and they hurt and you can't move properly.


thank you my left leg is doing that right now geez i hate that

diet soda
people who say there a fan of a band when they only know one or two songs
the asshole that put the sticky tape shit on dvd cases
those parental advisory stickers on cds (i can't get certain CD's unless my mom's there wtf and when i peel these goddamn things off it leaves a sticky mess that collects dirt and pet hair and ruins my cd cover art)

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 10:02 pm 
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I hate MySpace and Twitter.
I hate blacks, mexicans, whites, arabs, chinese, and every other race. They all have problems.
I hate when little kids have guitars or drums, and can't even play. I had to work my ass off for my drums, and I can actually play very well.


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 10:17 pm 
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i hate cellphones because people text em really early my friend today texted me at 7 A:m cause she was lonly geez at least i like her if she was one of my buddys with a dick i would have just turned my phone off

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 10:25 pm 
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piggsy's cousin wrote:
those parental advisory stickers on cds (i can't get certain CD's unless my mom's there wtf and when i peel these goddamn things off it leaves a sticky mess that collects dirt and pet hair and ruins my cd cover art)


I laughed.


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